Did you know that the average human has 4 limbs and 2 eyes? And we can say, with about 99.9% certainty, that you belong to said category of two-eyed homo sapiens. Also, you belong to an elite group of five people who will read this entire post. Fascinating, isn’t it?
We recently conducted a test-run with this piece and found that only 29% of people found it to be a gross waste of time. Or was it 92%? Eh… moving on.
The average person took approximately 35 seconds to go through this post, when in actuality all we needed to deliver our word of the week was 4!
Quantophrenia is an over-reliance on statistics to prove a point. We’re only slightly sorry. But message received, huh?